I took this shot on the Ille St. Louis.
An American, a Frenchman, an ancient old woman, and a stunning supermodel are riding in a train car through the Alps. The train goes into a tunnel and they are plunged into darkness. Some rustling around and then a loud *SMACK!* are heard. Soon the train emerges into the light, and the Frenchman is rubbing the side of his very red, freshly smacked face.
The old woman thinks, “That Frenchman tried to kiss that supermodel, and she smacked him”
The supermodel thinks, “That Frenchman must have tried to kiss me in the darkness, but got the old woman instead, and she let him have it.”
The Frenchman thinks, “That damn American tried to kiss that supermodel, and she thought it was me, and I got smacked!”
The American thinks, “I sure hope there’s another tunnel so I can smack this French bastard again.”